Local News
This is a completely true story from the great city of Grand Forks, ND. Right across the bridge from East Grand Forks. In fact it's a story from a business you might be familiar with, Wall Mart.
Sources say that with in the last couple of weeks an employee of the Grand Forks branch of Wall Mart had to deal with a customer complaint. It seems that the customer was offended by some of the placement of some of the foods. To be more exact, what types of foods were put into the same isles together.
Well this certain female customer of the "soccer mom persuasion" typical, boring suburbanite with her SUV and child related bumper stickers, was offended to the point of no return.
It seems that someone who had the Gaul, and the arrogance to place 3 different groups of ethnic foods in the same isle, AND MIGHT I SAY THESE ETHNIC FOODS DO NOT BELONG IN THE SAME ISLE.
Some Imbecile had put the Mexican foods AND the Asian foods in the same isle as the "CRACKERS!!!!!!". Surely the crackers should be in the caviar isle, or at least next to the fine meats, but certainly not in the same isle as the Mexican and Asian foods. What an outrage.
Obviously sorry the completely embarrassed employees of Wall Mart made the necessary changes right away as to thwart an uprising.
My only question for this women is; " What kind of screwed up ass segregationist are you?"
And that's the news.
